Russian Contr Vision: июня 2007

среда, 27 июня 2007 г.

The Awful Truth about Russian police

The Awful Truth about Russian police!
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понедельник, 18 июня 2007 г.

Russian joke about Guy parade

Russian joke
Carsberg is Official sponsor of Gay Pride parade in Moscow
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Old Russian internet joke

The USSR cannot be found
The country you are looking for might have been removed,
had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.
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Iraqi Security Forces!

Join the Iraqi security forces.
You to can be one of these brave defenders of the new Iraq.
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воскресенье, 17 июня 2007 г.

Using the conflict in Chechnya

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Civilian massacre in Chechnya!!!
We believe that Chechnya is a reason for western pressure to Russia.

Some photos from Grozny Chechnya 2007

Mosque in Grozny, Europe’s largest mosque

Ahmad Kadyrov square

Orthodox church

Apartment house building

Grozny street view

More Grozny Chechnya photos:
Fenrir93
Timur Aliev
Wild_Che
Malekon
1zzz

суббота, 16 июня 2007 г.

Original Quicktime video

The text songs "Capital"

I eat gold ingots for dinner,
Diamond dessert, petroleum cream.
My name is Beelzebub, I am a stratosphere owner,
I am incredible Cool, People respected me immensely.

Refrain:
In the left hand - "Snikers", in the right hand - "Mars"
My PR-manager Carl Marx
In the left hand - "Snikers", in the right hand - "Mars"
My PR-manager Carl Marx
The capital! The capital! The capital! The capital!

I eat cities, with the seas I wash down
My beard covers the sky
Thunder and lightnings, fogs and rains
My boots are licked by ministers and leaders

Refrain:

In the left hand - "Snikers", in the right hand - "Mars"
My PR-manager Carl Marx
In the left hand - "Snikers", in the right hand - "Mars"
My PR-manager Carl Marx
The capital! The capital! The capital! The capital!

In the left hand - "Snikers", in the right hand - "Mars"
My PR-manager Carl Marx
My person the Madonna, inside from rotten pears
You must go on your knees! The orchestra, Touché!
The capital! The capital! The capital! The capital!

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пятница, 15 июня 2007 г.

Tolerast

Eccentricity comics about Hyper tolerance. MS Paint is the "Best" :))

Tolerast and Cthulhu

- Cthulhu, why do you eat people? Is it a good act?
- But I don't eat people because of the color of their skin or their religion!
- Whoops! So you are tolerant of all people equally! Continue what you are doing!

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Tolerast, Blonde and Rapists.

(B) - Help! I know they want to rape Me!
(R) - Ha Ha Ha! Nobody will help you!
(B) - Tolerast! You my hero!Do you beat them up?
(R) - Oups! Lets get out of here!
(T) - To kick them the face? No! It`s not tolerant!
(T) - I let him fuck my ass...
(B) - Whoops! It`s so tolerant!

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More cartoons on http://community.livejournal.com/liberal_ass/

Russia for Russians!

Nice caricature "Russia for Russians" about russian nationalism.
All-known, just Jewish nationalism is allowed...

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Old Soviet joke

Join the RVSN! You`ll get a real chance to shoot at America!
RVSN - The Strategic Rocket Forces of Russia.
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четверг, 14 июня 2007 г.

vladimir.vladimirovich.ru/english

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In Russian web is surprising blog our president Vladimir Putin. I still looking something similar in "democratic" countries...

Vladimir Vladimirovich™ was sitting in his Kremlin office and working with documents. Suddenly the phone rang. Vladimir Vladimirovich immediately picked up the handset.
- Hey, bro, - Oleg Vladimirovich Deripaska, chairman of the "Russian Aluminum" board of directors' voice sounded in the handset, - can you lend me some cash?
- How much? - "business-like" answered Vladimir Vladimirovich™.
- A billion, - Oleg Vladimirovich said, - Or less... how much do you have....
- A billion?! - Vladimir Vladimirovich™ was surprised. - What for?
- I want to buy Chrysler, - Oleg Vladimirovich said. - And I am a little short of money.
- For a billion? - Vladimir Vladimirovich™ was even more surprised, - Is it a new model or what?
- No, - Oleg Vladimirovich explained, - I want to buy the whole company. And I have only 5 billions. I think, it's not enough.
- Bro, - Vladimir Vladimirovich™ said, - Explain to me one thing. Why are you buying only the worst companies in the world, huh? Why don't you buy at least one normal company? I don't know, BMW, for example? Or, in the worst case, Toyota?
- Why would I need them for that kind of money? - Oleg Vladimirovich murmured, - I'm not going to make cars anyway.
- Then what you are going to do? - Vladimir Vladimirovich™ was confused.
- I know what, - Oleg Vladimirovich answered, - To sell aluminum. The worse plant is the more aluminum it buys. And, BTW, the worse car is - the more gas it needs. It's good for business anyways.
- So you are... - Vladimir Vladimirovich™ didn't understand, - Are you going to sell aluminum to yourself? Like Khodorkovsky?
- Oh, please..., - Oleg Vladimirovich quietly answered, - So, are you going to lend me some?
- Well, I don't have on me that much... - Vladimir Vladimirovich™ answered, - May be, after the salary?
- It will be too late, - Oleg Vladimirovich said and hang up.
Vladimir Vladimirovich™ thoughtfully looked towards his presidential window.

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